serendipity me

Voilà!
 In  view, a humble  vaudevillian  veteran,
cast  vicariously as both victim and villain by the  vicissitudes of Fate.
This visage, no mere  veneer of  vanity,
 is a  vestige of the vox populi,
now  vacant,  vanished.
However,
 this  valorous  visitation of a by-gone  vexation,
 stands  vivified and has vowed to  vanquish these  venal
 and  virulent  vermin van-guarding  vice
 and  vouchsafing the violently  vicious
and  voracious  violation of  volition.
The only verdict is vengeance;
 a vendetta,
 held as a votive,
not in vain,
for the value and  veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
 Verily, this vichyssoise of  verbiage  veers most verbose,
 so let me simply add that it's my  very good honor to meet you
 and you may call me V.